Creative Commons by Accidental Hedonist
Here we come a-nurturing
Among the leads so green;
Here we come to qualify
And information glean!
REFRAIN:
Our sales folks won’t say boo,
‘Til you’ve scored all the way to
A threshold that means you’ll buy
What we want to sell to you
Then they’ll call
And won’t seem like a yahoo.
And when you’ve finally registered
For that next webinar,
We’ll know we’ve gotten ROI
For spending like a czar!
REFRAIN:
Our sales folks won’t say boo,
‘Til you’ve scored all the way to
A threshold that means you’ll buy
What we want to sell to you
Then they’ll call
And won’t seem like a yahoo.
You’ve been in our database
For what seems years and years
But we will keep emailing you
‘Cause we are marketeers!
REFRAIN:
Our sales folks won’t say boo,
‘Til you’ve scored all the way to
A threshold that means you’ll buy
What we want to sell to you
Then they’ll call
And won’t seem like a yahoo.
Sung to the tune of “Here We Come A-wassailing“
