“I live in the (ABC) area of (XYZ). Close to downtown. It’s almost 4 o’clock in the morning. The electricity here has been out since 2 o’clock in the afternoon. I don’t understand why it’s taking you all so long. It’s too long. They must be working from covered wagons.”
“The representative was very knowledgeable. I was actually brushing my teeth when she picked up because I was on hold for so long; I had her on speaker phone. She was patient and waited for me to spit. She was helpful with her answers. Thank you.”
“Boy I think I waited so long for you people, I actually felt myself age.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if my pregnant neighbor left for the hospital and delivered her baby from the time I called until now.”
Happy Monday!