“My husband isn’t making the mortgage payments. He was supposed to make them for the last 10 years. It’s easy to see why I hate his guts.”
“Nancy, I want to say thanks again. This is Chris from LA. Don’t forget, I’ll be there for the Derby. Tell the girls I’m young, tall, handsome, rich, charming, and intelligent, and I’ll have a red carnation in my white sport coat lapel.”
“The design in the dishwasher could be better. If it was better, the motor wouldn’t have burned a hole through the bottom of our dishwasher and almost caught our kitchen on fire. I also think the repair companies you send out should be checked out. Sending a wasted technician out to our house that is obviously so stoned or drunk that after he leaves he comes back a half an hour later because he doesn’t remember coming to the house, that’s something you guys should totally look into.”
Happy Monday!